thought they needed a little reminder that they still have far more to lose if they double down on this stupidity.
spread the word, it seems they’re… very forgetful about this.A small collection (feel free to add):
@staff You’re not very subtle.
I litterally haven’t been able to stop thinking about this video all day
you know what? i knew this video was going to be bad and yet i can’t stop thinking about it. i feel like the modern day adam and eve. i knew just by the thumbnail it was going to be bad but it was worse than i could ever imagine once i took the bite. and now i am infected with evil. op is a serpent.
THEY LITERALLY LAID OFF MARY KIRBY……… WHAT THE FUCK BIOWARE??????
Look, on one hand, private likes are a great thing for privacy and it should have just been the default
On the other hand. This is very funny.
manager in the fanfiction universe: I don’t care how many flower petals you’re coughing up. You need to come in today
Yeah you say this, except there’s a good chance you were chronically dehydrated as a kid. The reason you didn’t think you were is because a) no one was talking about dehydration at the time, and b) the effects weren’t immediately obvious.
But when my grown-up massage clients get on my table and I have to keep reapplying lotion because their skin absorbs the first layer immediately? When they have a million “knots” because their soft tissue fibers got dried out, lost their elasticity and became sticky, basically glued themselves together, and now it hurts when you move your arm like this, or your neck is always achey?
Yeah, that’s chronic dehydration. That’s shit that builds up over years of not drinking enough water (and/or not stretching, and/or having shitty posture, and/or not healthily processing your difficult emotions, and/or…)
Health is mostly maintenance. You have to act in “healing” ways consistently if you don’t want to spend your life in a cycle of pain -> fix -> same pain again. And the younger you start, the better your results will be.
So yeah, treat the youth and yourself like beached orcas and drink that water.
Funny to me to think about the whole “oh you say you don’t like <insert website> but you’ll gladly reblog content FROM <insert website>” as like… trade exports between nations that all a little bit don’t like each other.
“Come try these grapes. They’re from Tiktok.” “OH Tiktok? Wonderful. They grow the best grapes. We just don’t have the right terrain for them here.” “I agree. Lovely grapes. Wretched country though, I’d never live there.” “Oh me neither. They cancel their peasants in the town square. Speaking of, have you seen the new textiles boypussydilf is selling in the town square? Imported from Instagram!” “Oh amazing textiles, Instagram has. Wretched country though.” “Absolutely wretched.”
“landlords are bad because they don’t work” no. landlords are bad because they use the justice system and the police to render innocent people homeless. landlords are bad because they put barriers between living human beings and having shelter. landlords are bad because they hoard wealth and resources while their community suffers
enough with the ableist horseshit. nobody needs to work 40h a week to deserve to live